Super Secret Chamois Creme

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Super Secret Chamois Creme

Simply the best chamois creme on the market. Made by cyclists for cyclists with CBD (150mg per oz.), Shea Butter, Vitamin E, Aloe Vera and so much more so you can “take care down there.” Made in European style, with a slightly warm then cool sensation when first applied, which feels great when you are sore from a lot of time in the saddle. Smells like Mint Chip Ice Cream. THC Free.

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We know there are a lot of chamois cream options on the market . . . we have tried them all over the years. Some are good, some are great, some you know after one use that you’ll never touch again. As we have personally experienced the amazing healing effects of CBD with topical applications, we decided it was time to make something for our most sensitive of areas. We think we’ve come up with a great product that does a few things for the cyclist:

  • Slightly numbs the skin and promotes good blood flow. You’ll appreciate this when you first get on the bike, especially if you just had an epic ride in the days prior. That first contact with the saddle can be painful if you haven’t recovered all the way. This will help.
  • Coats and soothes tender skin, preventing chamois chaffing. Some chamois creams promote themselves as being “high viscosity.” Wait, what? The more viscous a substance, the thicker it is. Think motor oil and honey . . . not something you would want to put down there. We’ve created an easy-to-apply, mid-level viscosity cream that will protect you throughout your ride. Around mile 40 you’ll see what we mean.
  • Helps sensitive skin with recovery. While most chamois creams focus on pre and mid ride, we have included compounds that help you recover and heal post-ride as well! Vitamin E, Shea Butter, CBD and Aloe Vera are all excellent for epidermis, basement membrane and dermis health and recovery.
  • The bottom line? It helps your bottom be less sore and sensitive.


Active Ingredients: CBD Isolate(150mg per ounce), Petrolatum (5.7%), Menthol (1.5%) Inactive Ingredients: Shea Butter,Mineral Oil, Witch Hazel, Aloe Vera Juice, Water, Vitamin E, Potassium Citrate, Beeswax, Lecithin, Sodium Borate, Ceresin, Lanolin, Alcohol, Panthenol, Bisabolol, Peppermint Oil, Citric Acid

Additional information

Weight 1.8 oz
Dimensions 1.125 × 1.125 × 3.75 in
Jar Size

0.53oz (15g), 1.8oz (52g), 4oz (113g), 8oz (227g)

NCBI Studies and Information

We strongly encourage you to do additional research to determine which CBD products are best for you. Due to FDA regulations, we cannot share all of the benefits of cannabidiol, but we can link to reputable, third-party resources that can.  The links below will open up sites outside of in a new tab. If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to click the blue bubble in the lower right corner to chat with us, or send a message through our contact page.

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5 reviews for Super Secret Chamois Creme

  1. Eking1431 (verified owner)

    Goes on super simple, works great, smells good, and comes in a container instead of a type where you can’t get all the product out. If you are going on long rides, you need this in your life!

  2. Scott Piercefield (verified owner)

    I have tried almost every chamois cream on the market and no other brands match the power of this stuff. Packed with CBD, Shea Butter, Witch Hazel, Aloe Vera Juice and MUCH more, this not only protects your sensitive areas during those long rides, it also helps them stay strong and comfortable so you never experience any irritation.

  3. Kyle Shore (verified owner)

    I seriously love this stuff. I got out of the habit of using chamois creme, but after trying this I’m hooked. Makes the ride more comfortable and I swear the CBD helps the legs. Get in on the secret!

  4. Jenny Quijada (verified owner)

    My friends literally ask me if I’m bringing this on trips now. Everybody is hooked! It definitely is helpful on long rides, and was a life saver on many of the recent bike packing and bike touring trips.

  5. Brendan Housler (verified owner)

    This is the best chamois cream that I have found! I train about 15-20,000 miles a year, so I get some serious time on the bike. My two favorite things about this chamois cream is that is stays where you need it even when training in hot conditions or wet rides. It doesn’t disappear after 90 minutes of riding.

    It is also great post ride to keep your skin healthy!

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